The Lester Dent Pulp Fiction Master Plot Generator
This generator will produce all the pieces and the sequence you will need to write a ridiculous, rollicking pulp adventure.
It's going to be weird. It's pulp! Embrace the oddity and the strange juxtapositions!
No, seriously, don't think too much about it. None of it is plausible; half of it isn't even possible. Just write!
Why are you still here? The deadline is on Monday! Get writing!